When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more. — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share
I've just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman's tribute to Evel Knievel. I had a ball, too, even though I… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share
A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share
It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really. — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share
You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share
I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is. — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share
