If you play Mark Twain and he's not funny, you are definitely not playing Mark Twain. That was the biggest challenge, in some ways. Writing and performing jokes that can come out of that brilliant delivery system he constructed: the… — Val Kilmer Copy Share Image
A lot of old guys in movies are like cowboys - they talk like cowboys and they dress like cowboys. — Val Kilmer Copy Share
Youth is seen as everything. You don't know anything when you're young. It's great being older, just having a more balanced perspective. I wake… — Val Kilmer Copy Share
It's a really weird thing, modern divorce. I found out I was getting divorced on television. That was kind of weird. — Val Kilmer Copy Share
I was in love with Tina Goodman since I was three and her parents came popping out of the trash cans. I think it… — Val Kilmer Copy Share
Without deadlines and restrictions I just tend to become preoccupied with other things. — Val Kilmer Copy Share
Hollywood's like a warehouse. It's just a place that you go. What's interesting in the warehouse has to do with the creative people. — Val Kilmer Copy Share
There are lots of actors who are awful people, but nobody talks about them being awful because they've made billions. — Val Kilmer Copy Share
Mark Twain had a way of telling stories that shifts your consciousness away from labels. — Val Kilmer Copy Share
I've found that Hollywood's a really honest business. They don't pull any punches. They tell you exactly what you want-I want the fake breasts… — Val Kilmer Copy Share
There was such a relationship between the buffalo and the American Indian - the Indians would eat them, live inside their pelts, use every… — Val Kilmer Copy Share
