It's very hard to get inside Donald Trump's brain, and I don't want to try. — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
President Obama on Thursday night hosted what may be the first Seder in the White House. And, in a sign of popularity,… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
I thought Ted Cruz was more fun than Carly Fiorina. And I never thought I would ever say the words, 'Ted Cruz… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
President Obama on Monday unveiled his re-election slogan, 'Forward'. Which is strange because it seems like every forward I get is Anti-Obama. — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic because a fox often appears on Donald Trump's head. — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
The death Saturday of actor Charlton Heston has elicited tributes from many quarters including Nancy Reagan who called him 'an American hero,'… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
The first presidential debate took place last night, and earlier in the week Barack Obama said he would be at the debate… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
Olympia Snowe's vote was hailed as a victory for bipartisanship. So now you only need one Republican to be bipartisan? Those are… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
This week, President Obama attended what was either the G-20 summit or his high school reunion. I haven't seen old white dudes… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
The Earth will be around for a long time before you have a funnier president than Obama. He has a stand-up's cadence… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
After First Lady Michelle Obama was photographed in London this week wearing clothes from J. Crew, the store has been selling out… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
A new book released this week about President Obama reveals details of his relationship with ex-girlfriend Genevieve Cook, including that she spent… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
Pope Benedict delivered an anti-euthanasia message this week, saying that people must accept death at 'the hour chosen by God.' And then he rode… — Seth Meyers Copy Share
Swedish automaker Saab admitted this week that for certain tests they used human cadavers as crash-test dummies. Worse, they weren't cadavers before the test. — Seth Meyers Copy Share
Starting Monday, 7-11 will begin testing a new plastic wrap designed to keep bananas yellow and firm for five days. Though if your banana… — Seth Meyers Copy Share
Astronauts living on the International Space Station will soon be getting their drinking water from a new system that recycles their urine into drinkable… — Seth Meyers Copy Share
The Earth will be around for a long time before you have a funnier president than Obama. He has a stand-up's cadence and the… — Seth Meyers Copy Share
Police in Portland, Oregon told a woman who was skating nude to stop after construction workers complained. Which raises the question: what in God's… — Seth Meyers Copy Share
A pair of identical twins in China married another pair of identical twins. What are the odds of that? Actually, in China, about 3 to 1. — Seth Meyers Copy Share
A New Jersey man is suing two men for allegedly using Facebook to organize an attack on him at a bar. By the time… — Seth Meyers Copy Share
The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch. — Seth Meyers Copy Share
Conservative lawmakers in Egypt have called for a ban on imports of a kit meant to help women fake their virginity on their wedding… — Seth Meyers Copy Share
A government study has found that traces of a chemical used in rocket fuel were found in samples of powdered baby formula, and could… — Seth Meyers Copy Share
A middle school teacher in Montana suffered some bruising and a large scratch on his back after he struck a bear while riding his… — Seth Meyers Copy Share
I did not go into comedy to escape anything. I went into comedy because I had parents who thought it was a reputable way… — Seth Meyers Copy Share
I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them. — Seth Meyers Copy Share
On Wednesday, a 55 year-old inmate escaped from Rikers Island after he convinced guards that he was a lawyer. Guards probably should've become suspicious… — Seth Meyers Copy Share
