[If Donald Trump does get elected, I will be] probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I don't know. I'll probably end up working… — David Cross Copy Share Image
There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff, you get people going, "I didn't come here to have my political views bashed." — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Where my comedy really solidified was when Bush was elected. I couldn't understand how craven and crass he was, and how dumb… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I don't want to do 20 minutes on Donald Trump. I want to do 10 minutes and move on. I wouldn't even… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes.… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'm finally going to be able to finally criticize [Hillary Clinton] without being accused of being a sexist - that idea. I'm… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Go back and read Sinclair Lewis - It Can't Happen Here or Babbitt. For a guy or girl who's going to do… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think it was there before, but - because of social media, too - there are these people who fancy themselves as… — David Cross Copy Share Image
In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide,… — David Cross Copy Share
I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper. — David Cross Copy Share
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross Copy Share
There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really. — David Cross Copy Share
I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate. — David Cross Copy Share
I grew up in that minority. I grew up in the South, in Roswell, Georgia, and it was heavily white, Baptist, conservative. And the… — David Cross Copy Share
I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the… — David Cross Copy Share
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny. — David Cross Copy Share
I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and it's pointed… — David Cross Copy Share
Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and… — David Cross Copy Share
I was in Antwerp - which, I had about 20 shows left at that point - and a guy said, "That's Dave Attell's." Also,… — David Cross Copy Share
In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when… — David Cross Copy Share
I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective. — David Cross Copy Share
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![“Go back and read Sinclair Lewis - It Can't Happen Here or Babbitt. For a guy or girl who's going to do an hour of political comedy, it might be a little rough, sure. But I think if you're spending 10 minutes or less, and you're talking about - not necessarily [Donald Trump] but his supporters and…” quote by David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55e/david-cross-3386_all-kinds_go-back-and-read-sinclair-lewis-it-can-t_989673.jpg)
