The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity. — Patrick Murray Copy Share Image
Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't. — Patrick Murray Copy Share Image
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. — Patrick Murray Copy Share Image
I grew up watching my Dad, Uncles Ciaran Murray and Brendan Murray, and cousin, Aedin Murray, who were all national caliber Gaelic football players… — Patrick Murray Copy Share Image
Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free. — Patrick Murray Copy Share Image
Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again. — Patrick Murray Copy Share Image
Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice. — Patrick Murray Copy Share Image
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. — Patrick Murray Copy Share Image
The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid… — Patrick Murray Copy Share Image
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity. — Patrick Murray Copy Share Image
