My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I was in… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“About me as a drinker: I wasn't much of one and had a short, bad history of doing it. The few times… — Brock Clarke Copy Share Image
I tried drinking Red Bull but it got me so wired I couldn't even do a warm-up properly. — David James Copy Share Image
