The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up. — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
Both sides of my family had come from Ireland in the 19th century for the same reason: There was nothing to eat over there.… — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
I came to my first Colts training camp in July of 1950, and it was murder, absolute murder. We had a coach named Clem… — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
People tell me if I don't eat vegetables, I'm going to get scurvy. Well, what the hell. But I was never overweight as a… — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
I have no ax to grind. I was lucky. I played. How many guys play high school, college football never play pro football? — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids. — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises. — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
The two saddest moments of my life were when my mother died and when I was told I couldn't play football for the Colts… — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
I tell people Baltimore is lucky to be rid of the Colts, they're so lousy, but I don't mean it. — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
