Do you know why we pay trainers and nutritionists? Because having to muster interest in the minor successes of someone else's journey toward pedestrian-ass healthiness is taxing and should be compensated. — Mary H.K. Choi Copy Share Image
Never hold up your entire group of friends in real life trying to capture a perfect Instagram pose. Nobody cares. — Mary H.K. Choi Copy Share
I'm a sucker when it comes to under-explored human potential and 'stuff that makes you be better.' — Mary H.K. Choi Copy Share
If you are someone's emergency contact - you are their person, and they are your person - there is work involved. — Mary H.K. Choi Copy Share
'Sorry' is unlike anything Bieber has made in the past. It has been classified as 'tropical house' and 'dancehall,' but everyone seems to agree… — Mary H.K. Choi Copy Share
If you're holding your iPhone, and it's the newest iteration of it, you're like, 'Oh, famous people have my phone. Captains of industry have… — Mary H.K. Choi Copy Share
You always feel like a hack and a fraud when you're writing. It's just how it goes. — Mary H.K. Choi Copy Share
You are overwhelmed, overscheduled, and dejected because you keep trying to have it all - or at least most of it. You want a… — Mary H.K. Choi Copy Share
The first time I drank LaCroix, I half expected it to be filled with self-tanner. Or Axe body spray. — Mary H.K. Choi Copy Share
Your mom is the first person you fall in love with, so it's loaded forever and carries all this baggage. There's almost always a… — Mary H.K. Choi Copy Share
The thing that I find interesting about teens now is that no matter how desperate we seem to be taxonomically 'othering' them, for one… — Mary H.K. Choi Copy Share
Privateers, military contractors - these aren't pirates. They have bosses. Real pirates are sellswords on missions of their own making. — Mary H.K. Choi Copy Share
I roll my eyes at the grandstanding blowhards who have 'fixed' themselves, but I keep up with the gizmos and apps that track people's… — Mary H.K. Choi Copy Share
