Traffic Quotes

I know about traffic.

— Travis Kalanick

Stop the traffic...let 'em through...

— Louis Tomlinson

Never traffic in unpracticed truth.

— Howard G. Hendricks

Traffic terrifies me.

— Moby

That L.A. traffic is no joke.

— Spencer Paysinger

You can't stop traffic on Times Square.

— Sydney Pollack

There's no traffic jam on the extra mile.

— Zig Ziglar

Swearing when in heavy traffic.

— Paulo Coelho

Traffic jam in my head, thinking of words I should've said.

— Faith Benson

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop.

— Hunter S. Thompson

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.

— Dan Rather

“A city has no sense, no sentiment, no soul.”

— Amit Kalantri

Parades are man's attempt to make traffic exciting.

— Demetri Martin

April prepares her green traffic light and the world thinks Go.

— Christopher Morley

It's hard to find parking space in Delhi and the traffic sucks there.

— Badshah

Know my feelings about traffic laws? Cop didn't see it? I didn't do it.

— George Carlin

There is nothing worse for me than sitting in traffic. That's what killed me in L.A.

— Joe Montana

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.

— Jimmy Fallon

Once you become president, you don't even have to stop for red lights. And if it looks like traffic's too bad, you…

— H. W. Brands

It causes what we call a traffic jam upstairs. We've had thousands of requests for copies.

— Skip Rutherford

I always tell the kids, You know what's great about going the extra mile? There's very little traffic.

— Jim Larranaga

“A road often travelled has heavy traffic and you take more time to reach the destination.”

— Ajeet Sharma

The biggest downside of L.A. is the traffic and parking tickets. They turn me into Michael Douglas in 'Falling Down.'

— Ali Wong

A good science fiction story should be able to predict not the automobile but the traffic jam.

— Frederik Pohl

If you're stuck in traffic, call a friend or listen to a favorite podcast. If you're waiting in a long line, make…

— Gabrielle Bernstein

Hi, Boston Center, TMU [traffic management unit], we have ah a problem here, we have a hijacked aircraft headed towards New -…

— Joseph Cooper

“God provides something to you through somebody. Thats same God can give something to somebody through you. If you make yourself a…

— Israelmore Ayivor

It's like trying to be a traffic cop and write a poem at the same time. You need an executive head to…

— George Stevens

Nature seems to have taken a particular care to disseminate her blessings among the different regions of the world, with an eye…

— Joseph Addison

It's a tribal state, and it always will be. Whether we like it or not, whenever we withdraw from Afghanistan, whether it's…

— Jon Huntsman, Jr

What we share may be a lot like a traffic accident but we get one another. We are survivors of each other.…

— Margaret Atwood

I have this theory that there are two kinds of people in the world, people who stop at a traffic accident and…

— Marlo Thomas

I'm confident because of the - what we [USA government] call the strategic agreement we're now working on with them, we will…

— Joe Biden

I saw a guy wearing a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet and a Lance Armstrong bracelet, and he went up to this…

— Daniel Tosh

Meditation is not concentration. It is simple awareness. You simply relax and watch the breathing. In that watching, nothing is excluded. The…

— Rajneesh

“I won't be stuck in traffic 'til I see how rugged my path is And right now I'm loving how fast my…

— Criss Jami

Well, I think here there is some money gathered, especially in Europe, through the web, through connection to a network. I mean,…

— Loretta Napoleoni

Home. Home was BAMA, the Sprawl, the Boston-Atlanta Metropolitan Axis. Program a map to display frequency of data exchange, every thousand megabytes…

— Anonymous

It's time now to rent a car, roll down the windows and prepare for your first big thrill: the freeways. They're so…

— John Waters

Do you know when you cross against traffic? You look down the street and see a car coming, but you know you…

— David Levithan