Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose. — Blake Edwards Copy Share Image
Being thrown out of this place is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony. — Blake Edwards Copy Share Image
Look, there's nothing wrong with people being happy, but there's more to life than turning on and screwing to Ravel's Bolero. — Blake Edwards Copy Share Image
Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race. — Blake Edwards Copy Share Image
If you still want to kill him, do me a favor and take him outside. Those are new sheets. — Blake Edwards Copy Share Image
Nothing matters but the facts. Without them, the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game. — Blake Edwards Copy Share Image
It's been my experience that every time I think I know where it's at, it's usually somewhere else. — Blake Edwards Copy Share Image
I think that there are few people in one's life that you never really feel that they're gone. I have to remind myself that… — Blake Edwards Copy Share Image
