People ask me a lot like, "Hey, so when are you done with your tour?" Like when I die. That's when I'm done with my tour. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share
It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot. — Brad Williams Copy Share
I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's where jokes… — Brad Williams Copy Share
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group. — Brad Williams Copy Share
I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy. — Brad Williams Copy Share
There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's… — Brad Williams Copy Share
Freedom of speech does not mean that you have to agree with everything that a comedian says, but that comedian should have the freedom… — Brad Williams Copy Share
The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going… — Brad Williams Copy Share
I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one… — Brad Williams Copy Share
I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that… — Brad Williams Copy Share
Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because... they are comfortable… — Brad Williams Copy Share
I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?" — Brad Williams Copy Share
Just imagine in 20 years, when candidates will have grown up with social media their entire lives. We're going to have a president where… — Brad Williams Copy Share
I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don't pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never… — Brad Williams Copy Share
