Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you? — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off,… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that wed ever name a car on… — Richard Hammond Copy Share Image