You might think that all the boys in school would totally want to tap this, but my Myspace schedule keeps me way too busy to date. — Rachel Berry Copy Share Image
Look I dont agree with the choice youre making, but youre gonna need Glee, you have 7 months of your youth left and you should enjoy it, and lets face it, in a couple of months that cheerleading uniform isnt gonna fit and were gonna be all you have left, just come back to practice, boys vs girls is fun… — Rachel Berry Copy Share
Mr. Schuester isnt coming. I paid a Freshman to ask him for help with irregular verbs. — Rachel Berry Copy Share Image
Have you ever liked somebody so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music, and cry? — Rachel Berry Copy Share Image
Fellow glee clubbers, it would be an honor to show you how a real storm out is done. I encourage you to follow my… — Rachel Berry Copy Share Image
Ive never told you this before, but Im a little psychic. I cant read minds or anything yet, but I do have a sixth… — Rachel Berry Copy Share Image
You might laugh because every time I sign my name I put a gold star after it, but its a metaphor, and metaphors are… — Rachel Berry Copy Share Image
