“If you don’t want my tongue in your mouth, you better say so fast.” Her eyes had only the time to widen before my tongue traced the seam of her lips and forced their blue ferocity closed. All the air… — Max Monroe Copy Share Image
“Sure, I wouldn’t be in range to do more than dial 911 if she slipped and hit her head and fell into the water… — Max Monroe Copy Share
“But how do you know?” “Because it’s our book, Cassie. Yours and mine. This is our story, and I’ll be damned if I let… — Max Monroe Copy Share
“We were all well-off, grown-as-fuck men, but you’d be surprised by how similar we were to a group of teenage girls sometimes. “And” — Max Monroe Copy Share
“I shook my head. She didn’t respond. “See, the way phone conversations work, is that you actually have to say the words out loud.”… — Max Monroe Copy Share
“I might as well have offered up my vagina to the Museum of Natural History. Surely, it would be shown in the fossils display.… — Max Monroe Copy Share
“ Fuck you very much, Leslie. You always manage to ruin everything, but you didn’t ruin this. Disclaimer: You are NOT the Leslie… — Max Monroe Copy Share
“Beautiful?!” I shrieked, slamming the door to my apartment behind me. The walls shook from the undeserved abuse. “For fuck’s sake, all it takes… — Max Monroe Copy Share
“I’d sign up to flip burgers at the nearest fast-food joint if it meant avoiding doing vaginal exams on my sister. The mere thought… — Max Monroe Copy Share
“The commentators are calling him Boobear?” I asked, fighting a smile. “No, I nicknamed him Boobear. He looks like a giant teddy bear. He’s… — Max Monroe Copy Share
“But what made a man was not the absence of mistakes, but rather, the way he handled them when he made them.” — Max Monroe Copy Share
“And then he leaned back, staring down at his bride, and said, “You’re so beautiful.” I’m pretty sure every woman in attendance swooned. I… — Max Monroe Copy Share
“If you don’t want my tongue in your mouth, you better say so fast.” Her eyes had only the time to widen before my… — Max Monroe Copy Share
“She was beautiful in the way all women were, but she was also different. All this individuality that she never apologized for. It consumed… — Max Monroe Copy Share
