I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have… — Andy Milonakis Copy Share Image
I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night… — Andy Milonakis Copy Share Image
There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed… — Andy Milonakis Copy Share Image
There's little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk. — Andy Milonakis Copy Share Image
I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material. — Andy Milonakis Copy Share Image
There's not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing. — Andy Milonakis Copy Share Image
I've been a Hip-Hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted… — Andy Milonakis Copy Share Image
As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his… — Andy Milonakis Copy Share Image
I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead… — Andy Milonakis Copy Share Image
