I went to a bookstore the other day. I asked a woman behind the counter where the self-help books were. She said, ‘If I told you, that would defeat the whole purpose.’ — Brian Kiley Copy Share Image
In high school, my sister went out with the captain of the chess team. My parents loved him... They figured that any guy that… — Brian Kiley Copy Share Image
I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. — Brian Kiley Copy Share Image
My grandfather is hard of hearing. He needs to read lips. I don't mind him reading lips, but he uses one of those yellow… — Brian Kiley Copy Share Image
I went to a bookstore the other day. I asked a woman behind the counter where the self-help books were. She said, ‘If I… — Brian Kiley Copy Share Image
There's always one teacher you had a crush on; for me, it's my wife's aerobics instructor. — Brian Kiley Copy Share Image
