I'd like to say I'm a very silly man. But I'm not that silly. I'm not throwing any diamond ring down a… — Michael Clarke Copy Share Image
Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always said if I could figure out a way to grow Kleenex and toilet paper on trees, we could pull the… — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
I literally threw my entire life into the toilet and flushed it to get elected. — George Santos Copy Share Image
That dammit moment when you forget to take your phone to the toilet so you just sit there like Now what do… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Everybody says sh*t happens, but don't you hate it when there is no toilet paper!!! — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
“Down the toilet, lookit me, What a silly thing ta do! Hope nobody takes a pee, Yippy dippy dippy doo . . .” — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
Toilet brushes got it rough. Mad respect. Do your thing and keep your chin up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat. It just feels… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
“The reason is that even in a fantasy there is nothing even remotely erotic about a toilet bowl. In fact, considered as… — Helen DeWitt Copy Share Image
I have no system of writing. It's chaos. I could be upside down on my bedroom floor; I'll be scribbling on a… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
After I left school at 16 I had three jobs: I worked in a ceramics factory, where I made toilet handles, I… — Phil Taylor Copy Share Image
There are some ghost stories in Japan where - when you are sitting in the bathroom in the traditional style of the… — Shigeru Miyamoto Copy Share Image
I'm looking into making toilet paper. It's not an option unless you a bum and gotta use newspaper. It's not an option.… — Cam'ron Copy Share Image
Now, as husbands go, I have to admit I did all right. Joe is unquestionably handsome, doesn't leave ragged toenail clippings scattered… — Jenna McCarthy Copy Share Image
Let women stop using lime in their toilet because even the red ant which lives in the lime tree stinks.Thorough washing is… — Unkwown Copy Share Image
“He followed her into the bathroom and sat on the shut toilet seat while she washed her back with a brush. "I… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
The bathrooms - that usually would be a porta-potty - were wrapped in a fabric that was neutral to match the fort… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
My first exposure to sanitation issues occurred when I got admission into an engineering college. They probably didn't want to admit me… — Sudha Murty Copy Share Image
If you look at the end of a roll of toilet paper, like the brown paper tube, I basically worked in a… — Demetrious Johnson Copy Share Image
“Finally, I found what seemed at the time to be a lid of some sort. Presuming it was a toilet seat (but… — Dave Mustaine Copy Share Image
“He thinks about it for a moment. "All right. I'll go firts" He takes a deep breath. Do you know what a… — Jamie Ponti Copy Share Image
“silence falls. i open my eyes and ready myself to move, glancing down at me feet bridging the toilet bowl. it's gross… — Kirsty McKay Copy Share Image
“You're the man who stands on the street corner with a roll of toilet paper, and written on each square are the… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
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