If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper. — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
“You’re the only woman I know that still looks incredible with your head in the toilet. That’s saying something.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
In my childhood, we had only one toilet. It was my dream then to have a good bathroom where you can have… — Tanikella Bharani Copy Share Image
A bathroom should be sterile and beautiful and functional. It should exude Japanese-style purity. — Isaac Mizrahi Copy Share Image
You really never realise. what you have till it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I live with three boys, and I can't tell you how hard it is to get your hands on toilet paper. They… — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
You learn a lot about people when you're sitting on their bathroom floor or on their toilet seat, rifling through their stuff. — Emily Weiss Copy Share Image
“Having made his clerical toilet with due care in the morning, he was prepared only for those amenities of life which were… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“If it weren’t for supplies, I’d never go back down to town. But a man has to do what a man has… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You are one of the unfortunate ones whose body decays rapidly in the face of radiation poisoning. You hang your head over… — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
The first thing I did when I decided that I was going to dive into the world of poop was look at… — Rose George Copy Share Image
A long white ribbon shot out of the crack in the wall. The ribbon just kept coming, weaving itself into some kind… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most modern homes are simply uninhabitable without electricity - you couldn't flush the toilet without it. It's a huge dependency situation. — Bill Mollison Copy Share Image
Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves.… — Terrence Howard Copy Share Image
“I rushed to the bathroom for every corner of the hospital was suffocating. I got hold of acid-bottle, which was meant for… — Mehek Bassi Copy Share Image
In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
The average human being spends three years of life going to the toilet, though the average human being with no physical toilet… — Rose George Copy Share Image
Dead people never seem to address the obvious - the things you'd think they'd be bursting to talk about, and the things… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
It's funny: I put money into short films, and I put really good actors in it, and I write some stuff that's… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
“Most people die, living their life paycheck to paycheck,trying to stretch out each dollar, as like a roll of toilet paper. Toiling… — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
I'm way better in person than I am on things like Twitter. I know Twitter is the best and fastest way to… — Nicole Scherzinger Copy Share Image
