Your mama is so fat, Al Bundy had no time to make a fat joke when she entered the store — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“By the time I’m done with you, you’ll be lucky if you have the strength to crawl.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Three hundred lives of men I have walked this earth and now I have no time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've heard dont let your past dictate your future, but what if you keep making the same mistakes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the drawbacks to life is that it contains moments when one is compelled to tell the truth, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At times I wish I could change the past...but sometimes the past changes you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There are no endings, and there are no fairy tales. But the pages keep being written. Time soldiers on.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Reality is a question of perspective; the further you get from the past, the more concrete and plausible it seems -but as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't bring back the past. It's gone. All you can do is let go, move on, and make better memories for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just realized how fast these few years of high school have gone...I really need to stop wishing time away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You deserve someone who will be happy to be with you not ignore you all the time... You have so much love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If God rushed and gave you every Blessing all at once, it wouldn't be perfect. Good things take time. Be patient, keep… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont trip over breakups. If it wasnt meant to be. It wasnt meant to be. Not like they were gonna be in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I did not simply live from one moment to another, it would be impossible for me to be patient, but I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had no hope. Yet expectation lived on in me, the last thing she had left behind. What further consummations, mockeries, torments… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Her absence had felt like torture--almost a form of personal punishment. He had nobody to discuss his feelings with, and for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Enjoy the present, bid defiance to the future, laugh at all those reasonable beings who exercise their reason to avoid the misfortunes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every day, every moment we have isnt forever, and when its gone, we cant get it back. We live in the constant… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The destiny of man is not measured by material computations. When great forces are on the move in the world, we learn… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are these moments in life when two people just click and realize there's something special between them. The sad part is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are some who say that sitting at home reading is the equivalent of travel, because the experiences described in the book… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to find the good in goodbye. The past is a place of reference, not a place of residence. Getting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Question: Have you ever had a crush on your ex? Answer: Wayyyyyy to many times — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just wish we could go back to holding hands and spending time together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me six times, The Fast and the Furious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you try to teach your parent what a meme is, and they look at you like crazy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything in life is a learning experience. Few things should be considered defining moments. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All I can do every time I miss you is to stare at your pictures and smile. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't waste your time on people from the past. There's a reason they didn't make it to your future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you see a 10 year old child with a better phone than yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how many times he hurts me I always forgive him. Some call it stupid. Others call it love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
