“This is the problem with going back home and hanging out with your family. Everything seizes up in a time warp where we're all the most unflattering versions of ourselves.” — Maia Chance Copy Share Image
“But Alfie had been a horror of a husband. I’d survived my marriage with an unholy combination of highballs, detective novels, and chocolate layer… — Maia Chance Copy Share
“This is the problem with going back home and hanging out with your family. Everything seizes up in a time warp where we're all… — Maia Chance Copy Share
“I dressed in another high school special from my closet: a long, shapeless floral dress with about twenty buttons down the front. Maybe that… — Maia Chance Copy Share
“I winched myself up the banister behind him. Flight after flight we went. It was the Mount Everest of staircases, but I was no… — Maia Chance Copy Share
“He was going to give us the little lady treatment," Effie said. "What?" "You know, like John Wayne. Treating us like lobotomy patients because… — Maia Chance Copy Share
