I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share
... I want the world to know that people like me who have returned from the half-world of mental oblivion are not forever contaminated.… — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share
I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share
We should have won the pennant that year. It was the best club I was ever on. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share
Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share
If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share
I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share
I didn't mind if they yelled at me, but when they came on the field, it was a different story. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby… — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share
