When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
From Bourbon Street to Baton Rouge, the freaks come out at night in Louisiana. And nowhere are they more raucous and unnerving… — Pat Forde Copy Share Image
One of the major hobbies in South Florida is keeping animals that no sane person would want to keep. One of those… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I think we are trying to improve for next week. Period. I do not think anybody is thinking about anything else. — Les Miles Copy Share Image
Recently I stood in the desert, far out side of L. A., and watched the sun set on a circus tent from… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
There is a tiger in my room,' said Frances. 'Did he bite you?' said Father. 'No,' said Frances. 'Did he scratch you?'… — Russell Hoban Copy Share Image
Each of our cells is a living entity, and the main thing that influences them is our blood. If I open my… — Bruce H. Lipton Copy Share Image
Your fingernails are a joke, you've got no fangs, you can't see at night, your pink hides are ridiculous, your reflexes are… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
That expression "positive neutrality" is a contradiction in terms. There can be no more positive neutrality than there can be a vegetarian… — V. K. Krishna Menon Copy Share Image
Tiger Woods has been unlucky with his body. I don't know whether some of it is self-induced or some of it is… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
I see so many guys, really athletic guys, wearing pleats and I just shake my head. Like, Tiger Woods used to wear… — Tom Brady Copy Share Image
...men in fear and hunger destroy their stomachs in the fight to secure certain food, where men hungering for love destroy everything… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
My first crush was this kid in kindergarten who told me he had tigers in his attic as well. — Kendall Jenner Copy Share Image
I'll confess right here that I secretly wish I'd have drawn a strip about a little boy with a fake tiger, going… — Berkeley Breathed Copy Share Image
We must uphold the fighting of tigers and flies at the same time, resolutely investigating law-breaking cases of leading officials and also… — Xi Jinping Copy Share Image
Once you can't hear, it really doesn't matter how much louder one place is than the other Death Valley, when it gets… — Doug Johnson Copy Share Image
Woods pumped both fists and yelled, as jacked as you'll ever see him. But the crowd explosion drowned out whatever was coming… — Pat Forde Copy Share Image
Even if you finish the year at No. 1 in the world, and Tiger Woods has done this, you can still probably… — Matt Kuchar Copy Share Image
Yes. Otherwise I could have done a lot of Hollywood movies. After Crouching Tiger I got a lot of offers, but I… — Zhang Ziyi Copy Share Image
India deliberately aggravated Sri Lanka's ethnic crisis. It destabilized Sri Lanka [by training and arming Tamil militants, including the Tigers] so that… — Velupillai Prabhakaran Copy Share Image
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility: But when the blast of war blows in our… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I am disappointed, but I am realistic too. When you put your defense back on the field repeatedly, the offense needs to… — Les Miles Copy Share Image
