-You are on the verge of being truly mad. -No, not at all. Look at me. I can tie my shoelaces. See? — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
My weight blew up to 400 lbs and I couldn't bend down to tie my own shoelaces. — Shannon Briggs Copy Share Image
If you tie your own shoelaces together, don't be surprised when you fall down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you fall once, get up. If you fall twice, get up. If you fall for the third time, tie your shoelaces! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down… — George Burns Copy Share Image
I was always incredibly obsessed with germs and cleaning and taking shower after shower after shower. Even when I was very young,… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
When I get through the front door, I haven't got time to tie my shoelaces. There are three kids, and the wife,… — Jeremy Kyle Copy Share Image
