“The blinding colors on his tie resembled a Rorschach test and prompted Jazz to slip on her sunglasses.” — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
Some things can’t be ignored. You can only conquer your past if you choose to face it. — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
“The blinding colors on his tie resembled a Rorschach test and prompted Jazz to slip on her sunglasses.” — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
“But I don’t wanna go to the grocery store!” Her forehead connected with the table’s surface. “It’s a mean nasty place with soccer moms… — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
“We've survived the Black Plague, the Titanic, and Pearl Harbor just to name a few. Not to mention the Disco Period.” — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
Fool witch once, shame on you. Fool witch twice, oozing sores and an eternal rash in private areas. — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
The last time I had PMS a roast chicken popped out of the oven and danced the Macarena.Krebs had walked in just as the… — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
“If you would only be willing to take the time to truly get to know me. I know that we would spawn beautiful offspring… — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
“What did he do? Channel Vincent Price and transport the Tower of London'to the Hollywood Hills?” — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
A breakup is like a broken mirror . It is better to leave it alone than hurt yourself trying to fix it . — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
“...and a new dress because her asshole husband had bought an ugly funeral outfit she was stuck in for eternity” — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
“No honking the horn or flashing the lights because you get bored,” she warned Irma. “Dweezil’s threatened to blow up the car if you… — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
