When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party. — Charith Thilina Copy Share Image
I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I want to throw a party for the heartbreak that turned you into a poet.” — Mindy Nettifee Copy Share Image
“On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You sure know how to throw a party! No food, no drinks, and the only babe just left. — Dante Alighieri Copy Share Image
I love when I throw a party and people get into it and and make an effort. — Kyle Richards Copy Share Image
I want to throw a party with fake alcohol to see how many retards act wasted . . . — Author Name Copy Share Image
“Did you alltake your pants off? The swim team really knows how to throw a party.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
You know when you throw a party, you think people will show up and no one will like each other. It's like… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
“And - as is perhaps the universal custom of aristocratically bred persons - they reacted to the news of their ruin by… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
If you feel like you can't throw a party, just put a timeline together. There are always little things you can do… — Tiffani Thiessen Copy Share Image
I can throw a great party, but I don't know how to go to one. I can throw a party because when… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
As much as I don't want to admit it, I really am a people pleaser. If I throw a party at my… — Rachael Harris Copy Share Image
I'm like Jay Gatsby. I like to throw the party and then stand back, looking gorgeous. Stand back and watch it. — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
