If life deals you lemons, why not go kill somone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)? — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
You're killing me because you want me to give a message to God for you?" Jace shook his head, the point of… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Intellectual tasting of life will not supersede muscular activity. If a man should consider the nicety of the passage of a piece… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
If people are jumping down people's throats all the time, in the end, they'll just shrivel up like a flower shrivels up… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
I had always been a great talker and teller of tales. 'You should put a lock on that tongue of yours. It's… — Kate Forsyth Copy Share Image
I tried to speak in a cool, calm way, but the zombie rose up in my throat and choked me off. — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
So, tell me,” he whispers. “How fast did you climb those fourteen stories?” Thomas makes a disapproving sound in his throat, but… — Marie Lu Copy Share Image
“I wanted to tell you I loved you, but the butterflies in my stomach swarmed my throat, and all the words got… — Nitya Prakash Copy Share Image
Sometimes...you can cry until there's nothing wet in you. You can scream and curse to where your throat rebels and ruptures. You… — Jhonen Vasquez Copy Share Image
What are friends ? Friends are people that you think are your friends But they really your enemies, with secret indentities And… — Eminem Copy Share Image
I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Sara held up a hand. 'How exactly did you "decline" his offer?' 'By slitting his throat. — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
A sob racks my body again, and he wraps his arms around me so tightly I find it difficult to breathe, but… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
I thought I dreamed you." The words whisper from my parched throat. His head tilts to one side, his mouth shifting to… — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
After a long time, I cleared my throat. “So anyway, when we get to Nevada...I think we should rethink your dad’s rule.”… — L.A. Weatherly Copy Share Image
'Men die of the diseases which they have studied most,' remarked the surgeon, snipping off the end of a cigar with all… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbor notice it. — Trygve Lie Copy Share Image
I thought it would be fun to take the kind of character that nobody would like, none of our readers would like,… — Stan Lee Copy Share Image
I questioned her further, and eventually got to talk to her doctor. And her doctor sort of shook his head and he… — James Randi Copy Share Image
While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
The media and the rest of popular culture weren't recording people's reactions to 9/11; they were forcing made-up reactions down people's throats. — Susan Faludi Copy Share Image
Evanlyn opened her mouth to scream. But the horror of the moment froze the sound in her throat and she crouched, openmouthed,… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
