He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“The erotic pleasure was starting to take on a life of its own for all three” — Bat Maxwell Copy Share Image
“So? There's two of us and one of you, and whenever we feel like it, we can be three. That's love too,… — S. Dora Copy Share Image
I could never have a threesome. This is not a threesome body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your… — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
What about Beck?" "Backwoods Boy? Are you crazy? It'd be a threesome - me, him and his overbearing ego. Definitely doomed to… — Jana Oliver Copy Share Image
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
To do a threesome you gotta intervene. Her legs so sexy when I'm in-between. — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
“Now, I have to decide what I want to do, because I don’t think that they’re down for a threesome.” — K.A. Linde Copy Share Image
“You definitely have the voice for phone sex, but I've got to go. I have a date with my vibrator." "Oh, Eva."… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Have you ever tried to organise a threesome in real life?' I shook my head. I'd only encountered them in porn, but… — Olivia Sudjic Copy Share Image
“They'll say you are bad or perhaps you are mad or at least you should stay undercover. Your mind must be bare… — David Rovics Copy Share Image
It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
“The more I thought about it, the more I began to grasp the fact that I was being offered a life changing… — Michael Bayswater Copy Share Image
“I’d never been in a threesome before because I’d simply never been interested. I didn’t share the guys I was with, period.… — Sloane Kennedy Copy Share Image
“Two kisses in one kiss was all it took, a comfort, a warmth, perhaps temporary, perhaps false, but reassuring nonetheless, and mine,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you have half a nothing - sell it for a double something, resell half at double-price, and buy another something and… — Will Advise Copy Share Image
“It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome...When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I do know, however, that they took more than one man to their beds.” Adela gasped and Madelyne nodded, thoroughly satisfied by… — Julie Garwood Copy Share Image
“He is so beautiful," she thought, aching from the sadness that she saw in his eyes. In the late-afternoon sunlight, those eyes… — Shira Anthony Copy Share Image
In the first season (of 'Californication'), when we had the threesome with the nipple clamps, I was, like, 'I don't get this,… — Pamela Adlon Copy Share Image
“There was a beat of silence before Sin said blandly, "I have occasional nightmares about us having a threesome with that meat-head.… — Santino Hassell Copy Share Image
I believe the media pretty much dictates the way relationships are handled, even in the way we handle ourselves. Abuse, cheating, threesomes,… — Tony Gaskins Copy Share Image
I'll rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome. — Tyler The Creator Copy Share Image
3 people = Threesome, 2 people = Twosome and 1 person = ???? Guess ..!!!! one-some..!! No its hand-some — Zach Manal Copy Share Image
Ok, this is the most unfun threesome I have ever been a part of. Nobody's having sex and someone is yelling. I'm… — James Van Der Beek Copy Share Image