I wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I think exactly the same qualities as men [women role model needs], exactly the same, which is kindness, courage and intelligence. — Mark Millar Copy Share Image
I'm trying to get away from trashing women, to be honest. I think I've done enough of that in my career. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I got kind of tired of playing, I think. But I think it will be part of my life again, maybe. — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
I think what's really hard is making sense and making what you write clear and smooth-flowing. — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people. — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
We don’t go to Scripture for permission to do what we think is best, but for direction to do what He says… — David Platt Copy Share Image
I work with a lot of mathematicians, and one thing I notice about them is that they are not particularly fast with… — Jo Boaler Copy Share Image
I don't think things are ever exactly the way one expects, and I don't think things are ever the way one assumes… — Deborah Eisenberg Copy Share Image
If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care the happiest, individual would not be either a man or a… — William Lyon Phelps Copy Share Image
For there is a wind or a ghost of wind in all books echoing the life there, a high wind that fills… — William Carlos Williams Copy Share Image
I just think it's silly to be stingy with compliments. If you see someone and they strike you as beautiful in any… — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
There are other people who don't mind shouting from the pulpit and being judged for it, and they do a hell of… — Benedict Cumberbatch Copy Share Image
I've certainly had to bite my tongue on occasion and live to fight another day, so to speak, on certain things. But… — Joe Nichols Copy Share Image
I never write thinking, 'What would a woman do?' any more than I think, 'What would a man do?' It comes down… — Michael Connelly Copy Share Image
When you have three out of the four largest banks in America today, bigger than they were - significantly bigger than when… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
You sit at a fashion show in another country and you watch all of these paparazzi swarm around a celebrity, only they're… — Christopher Bollen Copy Share Image
I think that veganism is a totally great choice with incredible benefits, but I don't think it's reasonable to expect other people… — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
I worked at a bunch of other salons, and at one, this girl was going out to do a photo shoot for… — Guido Palau Copy Share Image
Money is a needful and precious thing, and when well used, a noble thing, but I never want you to think it… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
I take great solace in the fact that Donald Trump lost the popular vote. Hillary Clinton got over 2.5 million more votes… — Barbara Boxer Copy Share Image
The music has gotten thick. Guys give me tunes and they're full of chords. I can't play them...I think a movement in… — Miles Davis Copy Share Image
Be as pissed off as you want to be. Don’t hold back because you think it’s unladylike or some such nonsense. We… — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I think that sex, drugs, art and religion very much overlap with one another and sometimes one becomes another. — Brian Eno Copy Share Image
I would say that I am having less sex now that I’m playing in Serie B – there is more to think… — Gianluigi Buffon Copy Share Image
I think most people now listen to different genres when they have different moods. I know I certainly do. — Doug Walters Copy Share Image
My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
Romania is an interesting place because I think it has been abused, on so many different levels. — Kiefer Sutherland Copy Share Image
I'm thinking, 'OK, we're about to fight.' I'm like, 'We're about to get it on right here at the VMAs? — Fat Joe Copy Share Image
Thinking so hard on her soft eyes and memories of the signs that it's over. It's over. — Jeff Buckley Copy Share Image
I think when you start messing with your own hormones, it's crazy-making. — Rebecca Romijn Copy Share Image
I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It makes us feel better that everyone out there is thinking of Maurice. — Robin Gibb Copy Share Image
Sometimes people don't notice the things others do for them until they stop doing them. — John Spence Copy Share Image
I think that any of the places that's cut off from money, things come up, what the people have to rely on. — Dr. John Copy Share Image
If we seek to keep the past alive, we end, I think, by distorting it. — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
I think the most important thing is to establish myself as an actor. As much as it's a performing art, I'm not… — Zac Efron Copy Share Image
The biggest mistake you could ever make is to think you work for anyone but yourself — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image