Well, the best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I'm just a crazy person. I mean, I really didn't have any trouble coming up with weird ways for people to die.… — Cecily von Ziegesar Copy Share Image
I would say that what the value of talking about and thinking about a dome over Manhattan is that [Buckminster] Fuller has… — Jonathon Keats Copy Share Image
I think going into 'New Moon,' I knew the characters better. I knew the world better and I knew the actors who… — Melissa Rosenberg Copy Share Image
Runners are competitive folks. I think some might feel slighted they haven't got more recognition. I think they have a point. In… — Dean Karnazes Copy Share Image
When you're single, you go out and party and it's fun, but in a relationship, you experience things together. It's just sharing… — Andrew W.K Copy Share Image
When I'm on the set, I take five minutes to find the best angle for a scene, and then we just shoot… — Quentin Dupieux Copy Share Image
Remember, we Christians think man lives for ever. Therefore, what really matters is those little marks or twists on the central, inside… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a never-ending struggle, which is great. You can always get better! You can never get there. It's a journey with no… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
I think the reason that swearing is both so offensive and so attractive is that it is a way to push people's… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
...The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded… — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
A lot of young artists and musicians that we work with, you think they're gonna want to come in and buy the… — Paul Weller Copy Share Image
People were being so mean as a result of my ability - a gift, really. So I think that's what makes me… — Laurieann Gibson Copy Share Image
But beyond the hysteria of phantom death panels, where is the abomination? Show me the provisions that will hurt consumers, because if… — Jim McDermott Copy Share Image
It's a real democratic time for comedy, and I think my special is a sign for that. You don't have to just… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
We, who think like animals living in small groups, must structure a global world. We believe in universal human rights and believe… — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
You know, I can't remember the last movie I walked out of. If I pay, I'll see it through. I can't be… — Bobby Farrelly Copy Share Image
I think there should be a law - and I know this is extreme - that no one can have a gun… — Rosie O'Donnell Copy Share Image
My time in Moscowmade a man of memade me an artistthere was a reality and a brutality of life that I think… — Jon Bernthal Copy Share Image
Modern society includes three types of men who can never think very highly of the world--the priest, the physician, and the attorney-at-law.… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
To pursue joy is to lose it. The only way to get it is to follow steadily the path of duty, without… — Alexander MacLaren Copy Share Image
I think that really what our training, what our culture, our religious institutions, our educational and cultural institutions should be about is… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
I think most writers have to have a practice of writing. For me it is very early in the morning. I try… — Dana Spiotta Copy Share Image
I don't think any change in the world has been more significant than the change in the status of women. . .… — Belle S. Spafford Copy Share Image
Hello, I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think… — Frank Miller Copy Share Image
There's something in the very small minutia of life that tells us something about the big, big picture that we see every… — Philip Seymour Hoffman Copy Share Image
A lot of musicians are good cooks, and a lot of cooks are musicians, but I think that may just be a… — Steve Albini Copy Share Image
Not merely can people like me write things that would never have been printed before but I think an enormously dramatic change… — Anthony Holden Copy Share Image
I've always found it sort of hilarious, and occasionally horrifying, how these images [in mass media] impact us, and especially when it… — Joseph Gordon-Levitt Copy Share Image
Even though I have this solid career in picture books, I've not only been thinking about kids - because I don't think… — David Small Copy Share Image
Our music did not sound like the Beatles in any way, shape or form. I could never find it in myself to… — Dennis DeYoung Copy Share Image
I think that there's always an assumption, when a band goes on hiatus or stops playing, that there's some acrimony brewing under… — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
You want to feel appreciated, definitely. I think I've been very lucky to have a long enough career, so that I do… — Rick Heinrichs Copy Share Image
Whatever you describe to another person is also a revelation of who you are and who you think you are. You can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If anything I think we connect to what our parents were listening to when they were our age. I'm listening to a… — Stella Mozgawa Copy Share Image
Rumer Willis was having a great time at the opening of a club when her twin walked in, also known as her… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
My prediction is that in the same way that Google is an intent revealing service that can be monetized that way, I… — Jason Kilar Copy Share Image
Premature as the question may be, it is hardly possible not to wonder whether we will find any answer to our deepest… — Steven Weinberg Copy Share Image
I do think that the standard media is controlled by the conventional wisdom about global warming. We've come to believe - from… — Steven Levitt Copy Share Image
I ask you only to stop imagining that you were born, have parents, are a body, will die and so on. Just… — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj Copy Share Image