Think Golf Quotes by Larry David

Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course

— Larry David

The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.

— Larry David

I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it.

— Larry David

Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.

— Larry David

I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.

— Larry David

I am not honest.

— Larry David

Golf and dating don't mix.

— Larry David

You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when…

— Larry David

You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so…

— Larry David

I have reservations about everything I do.

— Larry David

I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.

— Larry David

I can't stand reading anything that I've said.

— Larry David

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

— Larry David

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in…

— Larry David

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you…

— Larry David