I know one thing - very few writers in Southern California get to write what they want to write. We are more or less worker ants, working for either film companies or tv companies or Internet companies. We do a… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
I think the greatest imagination we can exercise is one that imagines how someone else feels. Because you know how you feel, but so… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share
I am on sort of a diet in terms of the Internet. It's the sheer quantity. It's the Niagara of opinion, of information. It's… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share
A war is like when it rains in New York and everybody crowds into doorways. They all get chummy together perfect strangers. The only… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share
The subtle differences in language and humor that get lost in translation, for example, make it almost impossible for big companies to do something… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share
Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life. — Larry Gelbart Copy Share
I don't think you can name a good picture where the production or the possible promotion isn't "cast-contingent." That means the film needs not… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share
I write what I write and I honestly don't care if it gets on or not. I'm writing to see if I can find… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share
I think technology is such that we can reach new heights but we need some of the basics of the pre-technological age. It's counter-productive… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share
I never watched Friends, maybe because it was written by people straight out of college…The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share
Reality television is less honest than YouTube. YouTube is the real reality. — Larry Gelbart Copy Share
I refuse to do anything easy. I'm writing for the smartest person out there. I'm not equating myself with the smartest person out there,… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share
You can write something that has continuity, but it makes happy endings all the more ridiculous. — Larry Gelbart Copy Share
