My favorite thing to wear from about first to third grade was a blue t-shirt with an iron-on monkey and the caption 'Here Comes Trouble.' — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I think my brain just has a natural way of going to what would be the most insane thing, the least likely option. — Tig Notaro Copy Share
Before I had a double mastectomy, I was already pretty flat-chested, and I made so many jokes over the years about how small my… — Tig Notaro Copy Share
Even losing my mother, I wanted my mother. That's who you want instinctually when you're having a hard time. — Tig Notaro Copy Share
I think every person and place is interesting, and there's an interesting story behind every door. — Tig Notaro Copy Share
A lot of times, people will have after-parties or try and host an event for comedians, and they misunderstand us. They think it should… — Tig Notaro Copy Share
I'm fascinated by caddy Buddhists popping up all over Hollywood and people that take themselves too seriously. — Tig Notaro Copy Share
I love devastating movies, documentaries and hummingbirds (yes, in that order). — Tig Notaro Copy Share
I definitely still like writing one-liners, but I also think that I've changed a lot in that I've allowed myself freedom to grow. — Tig Notaro Copy Share
The hardest lesson to learn always is to just have faith in that you will always have something to say or a story to… — Tig Notaro Copy Share
It's almost embarrassing how much support I have. I mean, I always tell people I feel like I'm perfectly set up to have cancer.… — Tig Notaro Copy Share
