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Thighs Quotes

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A thigh that looks like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm shows how funny people can be about body parts. Some jokes compare thighs to bamboo or to a boa constrictor being swallowed. Others talk about flashing a little thigh or covering it with bright tattoos that might surprise parents.

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