For someone who's smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot. — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“We just stole a painting and smuggled ourselves off a train," Amy said, trying to sound confident. "And we can't shop ?” — Jude Watson Copy Share Image
“Listen!" "Ludwig was mad, bro But he was also bad, bro, Was his own 'Iliad,' bro..." "Jonah!" Amy breathed.” — Jude Watson Copy Share Image
“Who's Evan?" Ian asked. "Amy's boyfriend!" "Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend?" Ian probed. "Since none of your business !” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“It hurts," Nellie said. "I know," Reagan said. "No pain, no gain." "Do you think they made that expression up for bullet… — Jude Watson Copy Share Image
“Ninja Assasins Incorporated, Dan Cahill speaking. Who would you like offed today?” — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“Dan inched closer. "Are her eyelids moving?" Jonah was on his feet now, cheerleading. "Get up, babysitter! Up! Up!” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Come on," she said, smiling for the first time since she'd stepped on the plane. "We need to get to the bus… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“You'll be boarding the nine twenty-one commercial flight as Shirley and Roderick Cliphorn." "Roderick Cliphorn?" Dan groaned. Only someone with a name… — Peter Lerangis Copy Share Image
“Did you hear that?" Casper said. "Bats," Cheyenne replied. Casper gasped with horror. "You know I hate bats," he hissed. "Bats bats… — Peter Lerangis Copy Share Image
“Let's hope it doesn't come to that," Ian put in. "Just fridge yourselves, as Jonah says." "Dude," Dan said. "Do you mean… — Jude Watson Copy Share Image
“Daniello, you do not like the bread? Eat! ... per favore, have some pasticcio di gnocchi alla boscaiola! " "As long as… — Peter Lerangis Copy Share Image
“There stood Dan alone, with a ninja mask pulled over his face. Fifteen hissing bottle rockets were pointed right them. "Screaming bottle… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“Ouch!" Amy yelped, causing Hamilton to release her. "Sorry," she said, smiling as she rubbed her shoulder. "I'm just a little sore."… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“Dan was thrilled that the second clue had been safely smuggled out of the church in his pants. "So, really, I saved… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Flight 2039 to Boston is now boarding at gate 14A," a voice announced over the PA system. Nellie sighed. "I love Irish… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“The sunset was spectacular, and they were safe in the minibus with the students from Estonia who were on their way to… — Jude Watson Copy Share Image
“ Mrrrp? To anyone else in the Cahill universe, the high-pitched sound of the pet Egyptian Mau had a hundred different meanings:… — Peter Lerangis Copy Share Image
“Hamilton was bug-eyed. "Who are those people?" Jonah held his head. "Man, I should have known it was a mistake to say… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“When was the last time we slept?" "Day before yesterday?" Amy asked with a frown. "I know what you mean. This is… — Jude Watson Copy Share Image
“Grace has way weirder people than me coming in and out all the time," Dan said. "You, on the other hand, are… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“He looked back at the mirror. "I know it's completely ridiculous, but I can't keep quiet about it any longer. Your closet… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“Dorms?" Amy heard Natalie call from behind her. "You're joking, right?" "Don't worry," Hamilton said as he raced ahead, carrying both his… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“Amy was looking around the sanctum in awe. "It's...beautiful!" The girl was modest and thoughtful. How bizarre. So rarely did Ian see… — Peter Lerangis Copy Share Image
“Hi!" she said, a bit louder than she meant to. Ian raised one eyebrow and Amy felt the beginnings of a blush.… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“Just then a word floated out through the buzz saw of Zapata-speak: Nefertari . Dan tuned back in. "...the most beautiful tomb… — Jude Watson Copy Share Image
“Just then he noticed that Amy had that look, as though she wanted the street to buckle and split so she could… — Jude Watson Copy Share Image
“Dan opened the Zippo and lit the fuse. It hissed for half a seconds, then the rocket shot screaming away. Crack! "Over… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“Dan was doing his best Ian Kabra impersonation, looking around the store as though inspecting it for cockroaches. Amy tried to turn… — Jude Watson Copy Share Image
“Desperately, Phoenix attempted to maneuver both tips of the instrument around the bullet. He knew that each move caused Nellie unimaginable pain,… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“It was no place for a Kabra, not even a poor one living in exile with a psychopathic cat. He approached the… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Ticket and passport. We're crossing the border." "Oh. Sorry." Dan handed the conductor his ticket. " Grazie ." " De nada ,"… — Jude Watson Copy Share Image
“Whoa," Madison whistled, craning her neck to examine the chandelier. "This is even fancier than Red Lobster," Reagan said in awe. "Look… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“I'm starving. When we check into our hotel, let's ask the desk clerk where we can find one of those vast pizzas."… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Fiske spoke sharply to the four walls. "We need medical attention immediately. We have a gunshot wound that requires treatment." "You're not… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“I'm going to hang up now," she said quietly. "Fine." "Good-bye, Ian," she said. He paused again. She thought she heard something… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“Change of plan–," she called to Jonah. "Can you drop us off in Rome?" "Yo, am I a movie star or a… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image