“The Doctor puffed out some air and looked down to the sea. 'A very charming man. I should be more careful of… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“He was... wearing a tasselled velvet nightcap that I [Amy] noticed the Doctor eyeing up. If Boris didn't watch out, that'd go… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Rory, Rory, Rory - was it your idea to get The Sea to cure me?' [said the Doctor.] 'Yes,' said Rory, smiling.… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“So... Boris. Are you evil?' [said the Doctor]. 'Not at all, my dear sir,' chuckled Boris. 'You just chuckled,' groaned the Doctor.… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Oh, and I [Amy] may also have told him that I quite fancied Dr Smith [The Doctor]. Which in the 1780s was… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Now... Just run.' [said the Doctor.] One of the things you learn very quickly around the Doctor is never to question him… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“I love you,' cooed Fake Amy. 'You dance so much better than the Doctor.' 'Silly.' Real Amy nudged her in the ribs.… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“He [the Doctor] groaned. 'Why does it always have to be me?' 'Mr Rory is ill. You're the next best thing,' I… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“I've lost the TARDIS as well.' I [Amy] was outraged. Considering my husband was dying and we were stranded in the past,… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“I know what you must think of me,' [the Doctor] said, his voice so slow. It was like a voice designed for… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“How are you, Rory?' [the Doctor] asked. I [Rory]... answered him. 'It's been odd being you.' 'Isn't it?' The Doctor's smile didn't… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Something pretty bad's happening nearby in the space-time continuum.' the Doctor shouted over the noise. 'The TARDIS is a terrible rubbernecker -… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“It's Smith, actually.' Dr Smith smiled, bowing. 'I've remembered that my name is Smith. Almost definitely. Good old English name. Hopefully means… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“You see, there's a drill: 1. I [Amy] will say 'Right then, let's go and rescue him [Rory].' 2. The Doctor will… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Rory's not my pet dog!' I [Amy] yelled at the Doctor. 'Well, that would be better.' He was truly angry. 'Dogs I… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“At the moment, it's simply a difference of opinon between the Doctor and you.. You both want the best. You've only tried… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“[The Doctor] pulled the thing out of Prince Boris's mouth, waving it around. 'Oh. Blimey. This is not a spatula. What is… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“The Doctor. He grabbed hold of Rory's ankle, dragging him protesting out from under the table. 'Rory!' he grinned, wrapping him in… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Don't get me started on the whole Doctor-Amy-Rory thing. It's kind of like... I dunno. Suppose you'd always fancied Ryan Reynolds. That's… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Really, awfully, terribly, I had a sudden attack of hiccups. I was staring at the Doctor, murderously angry with him. And hiccuping...… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Maria?... She's been writing all this down? Oh, bless her...' He leafed on through the pile. 'Although that's not how that happened...… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Which brings me to you, Prince Boris. And I'm sorry, but here's the thing... I think you're one of the nicest Russian… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Don't worry, I'm shielding you. When we crashed here and it first attacked me, I was caught with my mental trousers down.… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Well, what do you want me to say?' The Doctor was so angry he was almost hovering. 'Well done on marrying the… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Now here's Amy Pond, standing in the freezing ocean, holding the body of her imaginary friend, and shouting at the sea to make him… — James Goss Copy Share
“How are you, Rory?' [the Doctor] asked. I [Rory]... answered him. 'It's been odd being you.' 'Isn't it?' The Doctor's smile didn't quite reach… — James Goss Copy Share
“Oh, and I [Amy] may also have told him that I quite fancied Dr Smith [The Doctor]. Which in the 1780s was probably punishable… — James Goss Copy Share
“You see, there's a drill: 1. I [Amy] will say 'Right then, let's go and rescue him [Rory].' 2. The Doctor will say 'Ah… — James Goss Copy Share
“Rory's not my pet dog!' I [Amy] yelled at the Doctor. 'Well, that would be better.' He was truly angry. 'Dogs I can live… — James Goss Copy Share
“Now... Just run.' [said the Doctor.] One of the things you learn very quickly around the Doctor is never to question him when he… — James Goss Copy Share
“I've lost the TARDIS as well.' I [Amy] was outraged. Considering my husband was dying and we were stranded in the past, the Doctor… — James Goss Copy Share
“Rory, Rory, Rory - was it your idea to get The Sea to cure me?' [said the Doctor.] 'Yes,' said Rory, smiling. 'That was… — James Goss Copy Share
“The Doctor. He grabbed hold of Rory's ankle, dragging him protesting out from under the table. 'Rory!' he grinned, wrapping him in an enourmous… — James Goss Copy Share
“Rory stood up with some difficulty, the chair still tied to him. He leaned over me [Maria] and managed to pull my ropes free.… — James Goss Copy Share
“Which brings me to you, Prince Boris. And I'm sorry, but here's the thing... I think you're one of the nicest Russian aristocrats I've… — James Goss Copy Share
“[The Doctor] pulled the thing out of Prince Boris's mouth, waving it around. 'Oh. Blimey. This is not a spatula. What is it?' I… — James Goss Copy Share
“Maria?... She's been writing all this down? Oh, bless her...' He leafed on through the pile. 'Although that's not how that happened... and no,… — James Goss Copy Share
“Something pretty bad's happening nearby in the space-time continuum.' the Doctor shouted over the noise. 'The TARDIS is a terrible rubbernecker - like a… — James Goss Copy Share
![“He was... wearing a tasselled velvet nightcap that I [Amy] noticed the Doctor eyeing up. If Boris didn't watch out, that'd go missing and we'd never hear the end of 'Nightcaps are cool.” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/72e/james-goss-19280_amy-pond_he-was-wearing-a-tasselled-velvet-nightc_2215947.jpg)
![“Rory, Rory, Rory - was it your idea to get The Sea to cure me?' [said the Doctor.] 'Yes,' said Rory, smiling. 'That was brilliant.' The Doctor beamed, then his face fell. '-ly awful.” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/090/james-goss-19280_doctor-who_rory-rory-rory-was-it-your-idea-to-get-t_658896.jpg)
![“So... Boris. Are you evil?' [said the Doctor]. 'Not at all, my dear sir,' chuckled Boris. 'You just chuckled,' groaned the Doctor. 'Chuckling's a dead givaway in my books. Along with putting your hands on your hips and snogging another man's wife.” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91b/james-goss-19280_another-man_so-boris-are-you-evil-said-the-doctor-no_1481027.jpg)
![“Oh, and I [Amy] may also have told him that I quite fancied Dr Smith [The Doctor]. Which in the 1780s was probably punishable by stoning or corsets.” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b5/james-goss-19280_amy-pond_oh-and-i-amy-may-also-have-told-him-that_121495.jpg)
![“Now... Just run.' [said the Doctor.] One of the things you learn very quickly around the Doctor is never to question him when he says that word. You just run. It's almost like breathing.” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a0/james-goss-19280_doctor-who_now-just-run-said-the-doctor-one-of-the_284400.jpg)
![“He [the Doctor] groaned. 'Why does it always have to be me?' 'Mr Rory is ill. You're the next best thing,' I [Maria] said simply. 'Thank you,' he muttered. He didn't sound very pleased at all at that.” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/212/james-goss-19280_doctor-who_he-the-doctor-groaned-why-does-it-always_2718725.jpg)
![“I've lost the TARDIS as well.' I [Amy] was outraged. Considering my husband was dying and we were stranded in the past, the Doctor seemed fairly calm about things. 'Someone's nicked it!' 'Not so much, no.' The Doctor looked awkward. 'There's a mechanism... thingy. If the TARDIS senses a threat it…” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/47d/james-goss-19280_amy-pond_i-ve-lost-the-tardis-as-well-i-amy-was-o_435263.jpg)
![“I know what you must think of me,' [the Doctor] said, his voice so slow. It was like a voice designed for laughing that didn't get to do it often. 'I'm going to tell you a story about a man who travels, and everywhere he goes, he makes everyone's lives better. I'm not that man. That man doesn't…” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38a/james-goss-19280_doctor-who_i-know-what-you-must-think-of-me-the-doc_2095882.jpg)
![“How are you, Rory?' [the Doctor] asked. I [Rory]... answered him. 'It's been odd being you.' 'Isn't it?' The Doctor's smile didn't quite reach his eyes. 'How do you cope?' 'Ah...' The Doctor picked away at a scrap of loose paint on the door. 'Well, I just get as close as I can to a happy ending…” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e52/james-goss-19280_amy-pond_how-are-you-rory-the-doctor-asked-i-rory_35737.jpg)
![“You see, there's a drill: 1. I [Amy] will say 'Right then, let's go and rescue him [Rory].' 2. The Doctor will say 'Ah yes, but...' 3. And then he'll list the fourteen things that we have to do before we resuce Rory 4. And why they're all more important than rescuing Rory 5. The list normally…” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fd/james-goss-19280_amy-pond_you-see-there-s-a-drill-1-i-amy-will-say_169497.jpg)
![“Rory's not my pet dog!' I [Amy] yelled at the Doctor. 'Well, that would be better.' He was truly angry. 'Dogs I can live with.' He paused, suddenly hopeful. 'Quite sure you're not a cat person?' 'This isn't getting him back,' I said. He pulled a face. 'Who said I wanted him back? I was just…” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/125/james-goss-19280_amy-pond_rory-s-not-my-pet-dog-i-amy-yelled-at-th_226923.jpg)
![“[The Doctor] pulled the thing out of Prince Boris's mouth, waving it around. 'Oh. Blimey. This is not a spatula. What is it?' I [Amy] stared at the stubby thing. It looked like the world's chunkiest novelty gift pen... I coughed. 'That, Doctor, is the sonic screwdriver.' 'Ah,' Dr Smith boggled…” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe9/james-goss-19280_amy-pond_the-doctor-pulled-the-thing-out-of-princ_821919.jpg)
![“Which brings me to you, Prince Boris. And I'm sorry, but here's the thing... I think you're one of the nicest Russian aristocrats I've ever met and not been forced into an arranged marriage with,' [said the Doctor]” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b23/james-goss-19280_arranged-marriage_which-brings-me-to-you-prince-boris-and_819039.jpg)
![“Well, what do you want me to say?' The Doctor was so angry he was almost hovering. 'Well done on marrying the only male nurse not to have a full set of Barbara Streisand records? Why did you pick him, anyway? Were there no flight attendants in your village?' 'Only Jeff,' [Amy replied]. 'Ah.'... 'I…” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/721/james-goss-19280_amy-pond_well-what-do-you-want-me-to-say-the-doct_1341412.jpg)