Americans are gluttons. We shop with forklifts. We have a holiday where we stuff food into other food. Our strippers wrestle in… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Houses of Congress have . . . requested me to recommend to the people of the United States a day of public… — George Washington Copy Share Image
I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it's not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
This thanksgiving may your home be filled with the Lord loving presence, Abounding in the fullness of HIS JOY and the gift… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
You can get bogged down in a recipe that's got a lot of steps and a million ingredients, and it takes all… — Ina Garten Copy Share Image
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving," and the words… — W. T. Purkiser Copy Share Image
We host Thanksgiving in my mother's apartment in New York. I don't know if you've seen many New York apartment kitchens, but… — J. Kenji Lopez-Alt Copy Share Image
No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The craft Emmys are kind of the kids table at Thanksgiving. You're not really invited to the big dance. It's still really,… — Hank Azaria Copy Share Image
There are things you do because they feel right and they may make no sense and they may make no money and… — Brian Andreas Copy Share Image
Praise is the best auxiliary to prayer; and he who most bears in mind what has been done for him by God… — Henry Melville Copy Share Image
Don't assume you're always going to be understood. I wrote in a column that one should put a cup of liquid in… — Heloise Copy Share Image
We celebrate Thanksgiving along with the rest of America, maybe in different ways and for different reasons. Despite everything that's happened to… — Wilma Mankiller Copy Share Image
(Some people) have a wonderful capacity to appreciate again and again, freshly and naively, the basic goods of life, with awe, pleasure,… — Abraham Maslow Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“A lighthearted prayer for Thanksgiving: May you have turkey in season Cranberries for squeezin' Gravy (within reason) And leftovers worth freezin'! Amen… — Mary Beth Lind Copy Share Image
My grandmother, grandfather, my mom - we've always been driven by laughter. It's what held us together. Thanksgivings, any kind of family… — Yelawolf Copy Share Image
It's funny, I was talking to somebody who writes for a cop show, and he was saying how they aren't allowed to… — Hannah Simone Copy Share Image
I think I'm going to give my baby her first food on Thanksgiving, make her some organic sweet potato. I'm very excited!… — Lily Aldridge Copy Share Image
Now therefore I do recommend and assign Thursday the 26th day of November next to be devoted by the People of these… — George Washington Copy Share Image
“Be anxious for nothing, but in everything by prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, let your requests be made known to God; and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A list of birds seen on a given day is also a form of prayer, a thanksgiving for being alive at a… — Brian Kimberling Copy Share Image
God is pleased with no music below so much as with the thanksgiving songs of relieved widows and supported orphans; of rejoicing,… — Jeremy Taylor Copy Share Image
There is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to… — O. Henry Copy Share Image
Stand up, on this Thanksgiving Day, stand upon your feet. Believe in man. Soberly and with clear eyes, believe in your own… — Phillips Brooks Copy Share Image
The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has new balloons this year including the Pillsbury Doughboy balloon and the first openly gay balloon. Also… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Almighty God, who hast given us this good land for our heritage; We humbly beseech Thee that we may always prove ourselves… — Franklin D. Roosevelt Copy Share Image
There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“America has developed a pie tradition unequivocally and unapologetically at the sweet end of the scale, and at no time is this… — Janet Clarkson Copy Share Image
The Lord is my strength and shield.I trust him with all my heart. He helps me, and my heart is filled with… — Bible Copy Share Image
To be a presence of perpetual thanksgiving may be the ultimate goal of life. The thankful person is the one for whom… — Joan D. Chittister Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is the holiday that encompasses all others. All of them, from Martin Luther King Day to Arbor Day to Christmas to… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is really a holiday that allows us all, if only for a day, to stop what we're doing and consider the… — Trish Regan Copy Share Image
“If one adopts an attitude that constantly sees life as a gift, then naturally a feeling of thanksgiving emerges out of oneself,… — Ryōjun Shionuma Copy Share Image
“When did you stop caring for me? Certainly not before Thanksgiving. You certainly wouldn‘t accept a blow job from someone if you… — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
So while it's true that Thanksgiving only comes but once a year, we should actually celebrate thanks each and every day. It's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My interactions with my family members are all one-to-one. We don't all get together for Thanksgiving dinner. But I can sit and… — Sean Astin Copy Share Image
I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Let's say you go to a friend's wedding, or Thanksgiving, or Halloween. It'd be great the next day to see what went… — Mike McCue Copy Share Image
I believe those things that you are truly thankful for you never forget. It doesn't have to be just Thanksgiving for you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
