Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is the most complicated meal you can think of. Every night, dinner is just pasta. It's just different shapes of pasta. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I think most people have that crazy uncle they sit at Thanksgiving dinner with: someone they disagree with politically but love them… — Alan Colmes Copy Share Image
You'll never have EXACTLY what you want, but in the end God always gives you exactly what you need to make you… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving,… — Konrad von Gesner Copy Share Image
The main problems with cooked ground turkey are, one, it doesn't taste like much, and, two, it's dry. — Claire Saffitz Copy Share Image
Turkeys are misunderstood. Once I adopted turkeys, I understood this large bird to be a great companion. — Linda Blair Copy Share Image
“Amen! Blessing and glory and wisdom, thanksgiving and honor and power and might, be to our God forever and ever. Amen. – Revelation 7:12” — Robert J. Morgan Copy Share Image
If the heart has been reformed by the spirit, it makes use of both the useful and delightful things created and given… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
The whole life of a Christian should be nothing but praises and thanks to God; we should neither eat nor sleep, but… — Richard Sibbes Copy Share Image
Never fly to the U.S. the day before Thanksgiving or the weekend after because every airport is guaranteed to be crammed to… — Linda Colley Copy Share Image
There is no racial or ethnic involvement in Thanksgiving, and people who may be very distant from the Christian system can see… — John Clayton Copy Share Image
My heart is fixed, O God, my heart is fixed: I will sing and give praise. Awake up, my glory; awake, psaltery… — David Copy Share Image
For three things I thank God every day of my life: thanks that he has vouchsafed me knowledge of his works; deep… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
Shopmas now begins on Thanksgiving Day. Apparently, escaping the families you cannot stand to spend another minute with on Thanksgiving Day to… — Barry Ritholtz Copy Share Image
The Chinamen built the railroad, the Indians saved the Pilgrim, And in return, the Pilgrim killed 'em. They call it it Thanksgiving,… — Nas Copy Share Image
“Retailers use various strategies, policies, and procedures in timing their markdowns of Christmas merchandise, adds Dale Lewison of the University of Akron.… — Roger Highfield Copy Share Image
If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“From too much love of living From hope and fear set free, We thank with brief thanksgiving Whatever gods may be That… — Algernon Charles Swinburne Copy Share Image
Wait, we can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people… — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
Your enlightenment is perfect only when silence has come to be a celebration. Hence my insistence that after you meditate you must… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
As we celebrate Thanksgiving, we should reflect on the full meaning of this day as we enjoy the fellowship that is so… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving. It proved you had survived another year with its wars, inflation, unemployment, smog, presidents. It was a grand neurotic gathering of… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
On this Thanksgiving, as we spend time with our family and friends, let's all reflect on what we're thankful for in our… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
“Thankfulness acknowledges that we can’t own anything, but we can experience everything. And just knowing that makes me thankful.” — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
“Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day” — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
Joy and thanksgiving expressed in prayer and praise according to the Word of God are the heart of the Church's worship. — John Calvin Copy Share Image
Spending the Thanksgiving holiday with the men and women who serve our country abroad is a reminder of the sacrifices many make… — Conor Lamb Copy Share Image
We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And when I give thanks for the seemingly microscopic, I make a place for God to grow within me. — Ann Voskamp Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. — Michael Dresser Copy Share Image
Every genuine confession humbles the soul. When it takes the form of thanksgiving, it teaches the soul that it has been delivered… — Maximus the Confessor Copy Share Image
To come to terms with our beginning requires a truthful story to acquire the skills to live in gratitude rather than resentment… — Stanley Hauerwas Copy Share Image
Perhaps it takes a purer faith to praise God for unrealized blessings than for those we once enjoyed or those we enjoy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is possible only for those who take time to remember; no one can give thanks who has a short memory. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not… — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
Enter his gates with thanksgiving; go into his courts with praise. Give thanks to him and praise his name. -Psalm 100:4 — Bible Copy Share Image
Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
We must lengthen our stride and must do it now because we over ate and feel fat. — Spencer W. Kimball Copy Share Image
Dear Lord; we beg but one boon more: Peace in the hearts of all men living, peace in the whole world this… — Joseph Auslander Copy Share Image
