“Augustus Waters talked so much that he's interrupt you at his own funeral.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“How did you get so grown up that you understand things that confuse your ancient mother?” — John Green Copy Share Image
“I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“The only person I really wanted to talk to about Augustus Waters’s death was Augustus Waters.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“I'm starting to think you have an amputee fetish" he answered, still kissing me. I laughed. "I have an Augustus Waters fetish"… — John Green Copy Share Image
“There were two kinds of adults: There were Peter Van Houtens—miserable creatures who scoured the earth in search of something to hurt.… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Not to one-up you or anything, but my body is made out of cancer." "So I heard," Isaac said, trying not to… — John Green Copy Share Image
“And then, having made my rhetorical point, I will put my robot eyes on, because I mean, with robot eyes you can… — John Green Copy Share Image
