Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
“If someone is interested, they'll find time - if not, they'll find excuse.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
I have no problem texting while driving, but I won't text while going down stairs. That shits dangerous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I text you first,you better apprciate it because I don't do it for just anyone — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do people feel comfortable texting you things they would never have the guts to say to your face? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing how one simple text from that one person can change your entire mood.^_^ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone you like is texting you and they make a spelling error, since you like them that much, u make the… — Nathan Schwake Copy Share Image
That daydreaming mode turns out to be restorative. It's like hitting the reset button in your brain. And you don't get in… — Daniel Levitin Copy Share Image
“Clearly in textbook terms, the gentleman should text the lady first after intercourse, but perhaps the whole socio-etiquettical system breaks down when… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
I can text you all day, and all night. And be happy, and all... But when I get to actually see your… — Chelsea Young Copy Share Image
When were together you just want to be with me, but when were apart and I text you you dont text back… — Gina Faye (me Copy Share Image
Cheating isn't always kissing, touching or flirting. if you gotta delete your text messages so your partner won't see them, you're already… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My new cell is like a new boy toy,good looking,don't work and complicated! unlike my old cell who looked great and did… — Jennifer Amorelli Copy Share Image
Texting is a fundamentally sneaky form of communication, which we should despise, but it is such a boon we don't care. We… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
Many actors have protested about mobile phones going off in theatres, but the real menace now is people texting during a show.… — Simon Callow Copy Share Image
John Hughes made a certain type of high school movie, and then it stayed static for 30 years. The only thing that… — Joseph M. Kahn Copy Share Image
It's like, if this person is going to betray me or deceive me, they're going to do it regardless whether or not… — Crystal Reed Copy Share Image
When I tell children that they are far too dependent on their gizmos, they do not deny it. But they really don't… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
“She texted me 'I love you.' I texted back 'I love you too.' She then texted me 'I love you more.' And… — Avijeet Das Copy Share Image
I really think that the planet is growing a new nervous system. I mean, when you think of Facebook as the third… — Barbara Marx Hubbard Copy Share Image
I texted this guy and I said it was his ex girlfriend even though I never dated him. He won't really talk… — Cowgirl_Haley Copy Share Image
“Me: Cake, brownies, ice cream? GO! Zach: Yes. Me: NO! Pick one! HURRY Me: I’m at the store getting ready to check… — Teagan Hunter Copy Share Image
Isn't it funny how just one little phone call or text can make your bad day suddenly wonderful?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm terrible at texting people back. It takes me, like, three days. I'm not a big phone person. — Tom Felton Copy Share Image
She's not a slow texter she's texting other niggas, so be patient and wait your turn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people dont watch where Im going when Im walking and texting. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Calling someone without texting first is the new showing up unannounced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment at night when you're sleepy but you don't want to end the fun text conversation with your friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't kno whats beta texting or the inbox on facebook at least you can see if they saw it on facebook — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Oh Great,you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Texting me with a signature, just got you added to the block list. Have a nice day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do use texting as a great way to communicate quickly, but I don't Twitter or anything. — Dave Gahan Copy Share Image
I'm much better at saying something on the answering machine than texting. — Igor Levit Copy Share Image
