“Money is all you can think about when all you have is a price, Carrot said” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You can't be loony and rich. You've got to be eccentric if you're rich.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I assure you I will not kill you," said Inigo. "I know that," said Vimes. "But will you try?” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A skeleton, even a walking one, is at least human; Death of a sort lurks inside every living creature.” — Neil Gaiman Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“That's the fashion. Fast as the speed of light, they say. Ha! It's got no soul, sir, no heart.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You don’t have to test everything to destruction just to see if you make it right.” — Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“We (people) only remembered that elves sang. But we forgot what they sang about.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“That just goes to show that you never know, although what it is we never know I suspect we'll never know.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The Empire's got something worse than whips all right. It's got obedience. Whips in the soul. They obey anyone who tells them… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“They writes some bits o’ their letters in them wee codies. That’s a terrible thing tae do to a reader. It’s hard… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Vimes took the view that life was so full of things happening erraticaly in all directions, that the chance of any of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“They are all good lads, said Carrot softly. I'm sure if the two of you call on each and every one of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But too much reading had taken its toll. William found that he now thought of prayer as a sophisticated way of pleading… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Are you staying with us? It could be dangerous,' said William, realizing that he was saying this to a vampire iconographer who… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He had died for his beliefs; chief among them was the very Hugglestonian one that bravery could replace armour, and that Klatchians… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Wolves hate werewolves.' 'What? That can't be right! When she's wolf-shaped she's just like a wolf!' 'So? When she's human-shaped she's just… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You think wars get started because some duke gets shot, or someone cuts off one’s ear, or someone’s sited their missiles in… — Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The important thing is not to shout at this point, Vimes told himself. Do not…what do they call it…go postal? Treat this… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“That’s why we all hate ’em, he thought. Those expressionless eyes watch us, those big faces turn to follow us, and doesn’t… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“In fact he was incurably insane and hallucinated more or less continuously, but by a remarkable stroke of lateral thinking his fellow… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Wizards don’t believe in gods. They didn’t deny their existence, of course. They just didn’t believe. It was nothing personal; they weren’t… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It wasn't by eliminating the impossible that you got at the truth, however improbable; it was by the much harder process of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There are things so horrible that even the dark is afraid of them. Most people don't know this and this is just… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“These were dangerous thoughts, he knew. They were the kind that crept up on a Watchman when the chase was over and… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Now that’s what I call magic—seein’ all that, dealin’ with all that, and still goin’ on. It’s sittin’ up all night with… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Newton Pulsifer had never...as far as he knew, ever believed in anything. It had been embarrassing, because he quite wanted to believe… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Have - have you got an appointment?' he said. 'I don't know,' said Carrot. 'Have we got an appointment?' 'I've got an… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“That --ing zombie is going to end up on the end of a couple of --ing handy and versatile kebab skewers,' said… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Tak did not expect the stone to have life, but when it did, he smiled upon it, saying "All Things Strive". Time… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Er wollte sagen: Wie könnt ihr so nett und gleichzeitig so dumm sein?” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GLOM OF NIT CAN STAY THESE MESENGERS ABOT THEIR DUTY” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Anger was a weapon to be honed and treasured and used only at the moment yielding most premium.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Shut up sergeant. You're a free troll. That's an order" Sam Vimes” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I wonder what happened to 'em all?" "You," said the horse. "Well, yes. But I always thought there'd be some more.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Ich dachte, Lord Hong glaubt überhaupt nicht an Geister.«VIELLEICHT ÄNDERT SICH DAS JETZT. VIELE GEISTER GLAUBEN AN LORD HONG” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The face you wear in a battlefield should be a solemn one until the time when things are cleaned up and the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
