The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok,… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five… — Rafael Benitez Copy Share Image
Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Husband, when you tell your wife to go for counseling alone (because you think going to see a counselor is a sign… — Adam Hamilton Copy Share Image
Politics is not really different from marriage. You cannot get things done in your relationship if you tell your wife: Look, if… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
I don't want to just mess with your head. I want to mess with your life.... I want you to miss appointments,… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
