It is that bizarre thing. If I had kids, I, of course, would tell them there's Santa, but it's also just an… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, Did Santa get you that? Yes, replies the little girl. Well tell him… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government… — Richard Lamm Copy Share Image
