“I tell her to fuck off. And that she needs to learn to control her hormones. Get it, Logan? WHORE-MOANS? Oh my god. I'm so fucking funny!” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“I hope your dick gets whore poisoning and shrivels to its death! And then I hope all the girls see it and laugh at… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“It's just you. It's only ever been just you. It will always only ever be just you.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“We're testing each other. Seeing how far we can take this before something snaps. Most likely my dick.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“It doesn't matter where I am in this world, there's nothing else I'd rather see. Just you.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“And this—this is the moment. The moment I let myself fall completely in love with her.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“No one suspects the people they love of douchebaggery," Heidi looks at me sympathetically. "Or slutbaggery," Lucy adds.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“Because if I kiss you, then I'll want to taste you, and if I taste you then I'll need to fuck you. And if… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“Lachlan: "why are you crying, pretty girl?" Logan: " Dude, you're always stealing my game” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“Every Princess has one Prince to share the loves and joys of life, and do you know how that Princess knows which Prince is… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“Diary, you're a fucking asshole, you don't do shit to help me. No one does shit to help me. What's wrong with me?” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“I feel like I was destined to find you,” … “I feel like you were destined to save me.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“Jake cut in, clicking his fingers in the air, and putting on a girl voice. "Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
