I don't have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I'm working. I can tell stories, and there's some funny in them. — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
My family is Jewish, Buddhist, Baptist and Catholic. I don't believe in man-made religions. — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Remember what the fashion big mouths were saying about Jessica Simpson? Looking at her magazine pictures, sucking their teeth, going, "Oh, look at her in her 'mom jeans.'" Know what? That is an unnecessarily cheap shot at her and kinda lousy to moms at the same time. Who the hell are they to say that? What gratification does it give… — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share
[The original Sister Act] is running all over the world now, on-stage as a musical. It lives! — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
What we're doing is not just about becoming a model. It's bigger than that. It's shining a spotlight on folks who know who they… — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
I fear waking up one morning and finding out my life was all for nothing. We're here for a reason. I believe a bit of the reason is to throw little torches out to lead people through the dark. When you're kind to someone in trouble, you hope they remember and are kind to someone else and so on. Soon… — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share
[On her monologue as the thief 'Fontaine':] People always got things. People always want things. So I provide a service. — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
“People have the power we give them. Words have the power we give them.” — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
I don't have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation. — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
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