Pick up any newspaper in the morning. Count the words in the lead sentences. There will be at least 25 in all of them: Guaranteed. The writers just want to tell you how many degrees they have from this college… — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
Don't try to tell Namath's people on First Avenue about Babe Ruth, because they don't even know the name. In fact, with the young, you can forget all of baseball. The sport is gone. But if you ever have seen… — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
Trump survives by Corum's Law. This is a famous, well-tested theory and is named after Bill Corum, who once wrote sports for the Hearst… — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
Governments mostly don't do much. And you've also got to understand the level of incompetence out there. Nobody knows what they're doing. They just… — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
“woman came to the checkout counter. She took a small order out of the shopping cart and placed it on the conveyor. There was… — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence? — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
“Pointing to the mutual envy of businessmen and politicians who are often out of their field in each other's area,, the author quotes the… — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
The other feature is a gymnasium named after another dead politician who was gifted with fast and extremely sure hands. — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy. — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that talks. — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
Out in the ocean, a rope is put around the man's neck. The other end of the rope is attached to an old jukebox… — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
