That moment when you get paired up for a project with the laziest fucker in class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing is ever good enough for anyone, because we always seem to think that there's something better out there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you could Google anything like Where's my phone? I t would be like. It's under the couch, dumbass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
ME: Wow everything seems right for once. LIFE: Hold on let me fuck it up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you are reading, your mind wanders off , and you have no idea what you just read. The fuck… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I pretend that I don't care. But really, I care more than else ever will. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That beautiful moment when you're in a restaurant and you see your food coming. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am who I am. Im weird, Im lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip, I scream about random… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The thing about me is that I dont show all of me to every person I meet in an instant. I want… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Grandma: Complains about my weight and rudely hints that Ive gained a few pounds Response: I go on a diet 2 seconds… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
