Admit it, when you've raised your hands to answer an obvious question so that you don't get called later. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friend: You're not the brightest crayon in the box. Me: LOL, I'm not even in the box. I'm the fucking highlighter bitch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I text you first everyday. But today I won't. Today, I want you to text me first. Today, I want you to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I say, It's a long story, it really means I just don't wanna tell you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when someone is about to tell you something , but the suddenly says , never mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you realize all your friends are gorgeous and , well, you're just a potato. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not a morning person. Do not pull the cover off of me. I will kill you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Reading your best friend's status and thinking . 'Ha!I know exactly who's that's about! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't tell me to calm down. It makes me want to rip your face off and shove it down a toilet. — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
I get jealous, I get mad.. I get worried, I get curious... But that's only because I love you so much and… — Steven Hmangte Copy Share Image
That moment when you're writing something important ans someone bumps your arm. >:X — Anonymous Copy Share Image
