I hate it when someone is about to tell you something , but the suddenly says , never mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you realize all your friends are gorgeous and , well, you're just a potato. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don;t tell me to calm down. It makes me want to rip your face off and shove it down a toilet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best feeling ever: Waking up an seeing you still got a couple of hours to sleep. AWW YEEEAH !! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Frantically searching for something then realizing that it was in your hands whole time -____- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize middle of my sentence was interrupting the beginning of yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear parents,knocking while open the door to my bedroom kind of defeats the purpose of knocking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always go for someone who is not only proud to have you, but will take every risk just to keep you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Things always have a way of working out. Never underestimate the power of prayer, faith, and love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when your parents take your joke completely serious and you end up getting in trouble. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Fire Alarm* Teacher : Okay everyone, single file please... Me: HELL NO, MOVE BITCH, I'M ABOUT TO DIE! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe I liked you more than I really planned that's why I got my heart broken more than what I expected. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you could Google anything like Where's my phone? I t would be like. It's under the couch, dumbass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, when you've raised your hands to answer an obvious question so that you don't get called later. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you only know one part to as song so you just keep singing the same line whole day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everytime I say How are you? My head says I miss you. Everytime I say Take care My heart whispers I love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I text you first everyday. But today I won't. Today, I want you to text me first. Today, I want you to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing is ever good enough for anyone, because we always seem to think that there's something better out there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment of disappointment when you don't get the color of the gum ball you wanted from the gum ball machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yesterday: tired Today: tired Tomorrow: tired Next week: tired Next month: tired Next year: tired Next life: tired — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's sweet when someone knows every single detail about you. Not because you constantly remember but they pay attention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friend: You're not the brightest crayon in the box. Me: LOL, I'm not even in the box. I'm the fucking highlighter bitch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you are reading, your mind wanders off , and you have no idea what you just read. The fuck… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've changed? No, I just grew up. I stopped letting people push me around, I learned that I can't always be happy,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of getting periods, girls should just get a text once a month from mother nature saying Youre not pregnant, have a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image