Listening to someone telling a story & thinking: Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, and lie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
T's funny how I'm good at giving advice to others, but when it comes to helping myself, I don't know what to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you mom decides to be in the room while you're on the computer, so you just switch to Google and stare… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A person who irritates you always is the one who loves you very much but fails to express it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Smiling while texting makes my parents think that I have a boyfriend/girlfriend — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like — Aly Johnson Copy Share Image
When I'm always in my room my parents complain. When I go out too much, my parents complain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the music video doesn't have anything to do with the song or lyrics — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wow your teeth are like stars.' 'Awwww' 'so yellow and distant from each other. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, I can't find it! If I go up there & find it, you're dead. FOUND IT!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The walk of shame at the store when you have to put something back because your mom says no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That fake laugh you do when you don't understand what somebody just said to you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care, than to admit its killing you — Zhat Copy Share Image
It's hard to watch people change, but it's harder to remember who they used to be — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wanna know the difference between sluts and mosquitoes? When you slap a mosquitoe, they stop sucking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Texting a person in the same room as you, then staring at them until they get it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
