“Mom lies down next to me and we both stare at the ceiling in complete silence. “Boys are like candy,” she suddenly says. I grin. “Really, Mom? That’s your advice? Boys are like candy. What is that? Forrest Gump on… — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
“But aren’t you going to miss it? The fame? The money?” He smiles. “Those are just things one misses when one hasn’t had a… — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
“Neil Mars?! I could blame him for having killer looks but he could not be faulted for this. He couldn’t have chosen that name… — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
“After a few seconds of scraping, I realize what he has isn’t a trail, it’s a whole forest! Ack! Weren’t all men supposed to shave their chest and stuff nowadays? Whatever happened to having fuzz-free Hollywood heroes as role models? At least my embarrassment is completely foregone by the irritation at his lack of upkeep. The only thing distracting me now is that… — Rucy Ban Copy Share
“Mom lies down next to me and we both stare at the ceiling in complete silence. “Boys are like candy,” she suddenly says. I… — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
“So last night I was watching TV and they had this movie on. I don’t know if you’ve seen it. This girl loves this guy on e-mail and hates the same guy in person? But she doesn’t know they’re both the same and when she realizes, she thinks she hates his guts. Only he gives this epic romantic monologue in the… — Rucy Ban Copy Share
“Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking asshats.” — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
“You know when you mix butt and Angel in the same sentence, it becomes an insult,” I say and take a big gulp from… — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
“Maybe that’s why I like reading fantasy novels so much. The world in there is so much more interesting than mine.” — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
“Neil’s not a bad guy, Mom. He just looks like one. It’s like he has the mystery but…not the deceit.” “Looks like Nine Inch Nails but… — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
“Your Dad called and he said you’re not replying to any of his e-mails or returning his calls. Why is that?” — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
