Teacher Quotes · Page 49

I'm trained as a teacher; that's the only thing I've got a certificate for.

— Quentin Blake

When the teacher tells you you're a dunce and you're never going to amount to anything, that sticks with you.

— Jay Blades

We sin then we ask for forgiveness. God is my teacher and I, his apprentice.

— Raghib Clitso

Give me a blackboard. I can stop anything on a blackboard.

— Lou Holtz

I learned never to listen to acting teachers because they don't know what the hell they're talking about.

— Tim Robbins

That Awkward Moment When It's Quiet In Class And Your Stomach Decides To Make That Dying Whale Sound.

— Pacifiersucker

So a good teacher always makes you do something a little bit more than you thought that you could do.

— John B. Goodenough

English Teacher were never going to finish this book if you constantly pick the illiterate people to read.

— Anonymous

Teacher: 'What is the true meaning of Christmas?' Me: 'Jesus birthday' *clearly its about presents and being cute*

— Anonymous

To the teacher weighed down with paperwork, I say: you've been messed around too often. You came into teaching to spend your…

— William Hague

An incompetent teacher is even worse than an incompetent surgeon because a surgeon can only cut up one person at a time.

— Ernest L. Boyer

“I went to school to be a comedian. I was always cracking jokes in class. And after they were cracked, the teacher…

— Jarod Kintz

When situations and times are tough and you think Where is God? Always remember... The Teacher is always quiet during a test...

— Nishan Panwar

Education is not to reform students or amuse them or to make them expert technicians. It is to unsettle their minds, widen…

— Robert M. Hutchins

One should never become devoted to a teacher, any more than one should become devoted to a statue of a god. There…

— Frederick Lenz

When you have a teacher who is part of a tradition, the other people in that tradition are such stars. You just…

— Hilary Hahn

“I once had a substitute teacher in my 4th grade class that was wonderful. He said learning was like throwing mud on…

— Michele Gwynn

About Grade 9 and Grade 10, I had a fantastic drama teacher, and it was one of the first subjects I actually…

— Deborah Mailman

Boy came home after school and he was upset. His dad asked what was the reason. He replied, 'My teacher pointed at…

— Pacifiersucker

The teacher’s first duty is to watch over the environment, and this takes precedence over all the rest. It’s influence is indirect,…

— Maria Montessori

My father was a professor of folklore, and my mother was a teacher until she was married. I had a good relationship…

— Max von Sydow

“The most effective reading teachers are teachers who read. According to Morrison, Jacobs, and Swinyard (1999), “Perhaps the most influential teacher behavior…

— Donalyn Miller

There is this thing called the university, and everybody goes there now. And there are these things called teachers who make students…

— Kurt Vonnegut

I was writing full time after quitting a job as a high school English teacher, and I hadn't been able to sell…

— Matthew Quick

“The teacher, not a set of books, is the determining factor in quality results.”

— James Bastien

My father was an angry and impatient teacher and flung the reading book at my head.

— William Butler Yeats

I trained in Toronto with a private acting teacher, who was wonderful, for years growing up.

— Megan Park

People can look to me as a teacher, but I consider myself a student of hip-hop.

— Doug E. Fresh

Most of us, I suspect, prefer our teachers to be of the Nice Guy variety.

— Ken Wilber

I thought we were out of money!? You can't simultaneously fire teachers AND tomahawk missiles.

— Jon Stewart

I was lucky that I met the right mentors and teachers at the right moment

— James Levine

I have gathered a posy of other men’s flowers and only the thread that bonds them is my own.

— Michel de Montaigne

“As a teacher, I do not only explain concepts; my job is to inspire too.”

— Alaa Alghamdi

Thank you for leaving us alone but giving us enough attention to boost our egos.

— Mick Jagger

A good book is either a friend or a teacher. The bad one is the boss.

— M

Even the purest of teachers will face bitter criticism from those who feel threatened by him.

— Stephen Mitchell

The truth is, when all is said and done, one does not teach a subject, one teaches a student how to learn…

— Jacques Barzun

Life is a cruel teacher. She loves to give you the test first and the lesson later.

— Daymond John

A lot of energy is lost to false teachers. Wherever dependency is created, energy is lost.

— Frederick Lenz

“all the teachers at this school attack their students? Or are you just a raving bitch?”

— Chris Cannon